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THE OLYMPIC (drinking) GAMES

1) Every day, choose a country. At the end of the day, you are obligated to drink a full drink for every medal won. These drinks can be drunk throughout the evening.

2) During each race, choose a country. If your guy comes in 1st out of 4, take 4 drinks, if 2nd, 3 drinks, etc. If no one's country places first, who ever is closest has to take the delegate number of drinks for rank as well as the drinks for those countries who placed higher.

3) For instances of ridiculous and/or inscrutable commentary, have a shot.

4) For Harry Potter references, you have to have a whole drink.

5) For ironic discrepancies between commentary and performances occuring simultaneously (i.e. talking about how great so-and-so lands triple axles whilst so-and-so fucks it up), take a shot.

6) The heavenly appearance of Bode Miller's face, take a shot. Unless he is competing, that would be silly.

7) Commercials that reference the Olympics, take a shot.


LET THE GAMES BEGIN!